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The worst instrument ever created - I love it
For centuries, musicians, composers and luthiers have practiced to master the art of harnessing and controlling instruments to sound as harmonious and resonant as possible. Everything from the soothing tone and overpowering resonance of Stradivarius violins, to the groundbreaking guitar playing of Jimi Hendrix, human beings are truly extraordinary creatures, capable of harnessing and manipulating sound waves to their absolute limits in order to express their every thought and emotion, exploring the nature of the human condition in a way that is undescribable in any other medium.
And then there's the nose flute.
This is a piece of cheap plastic that is essensially a whistle powered by your nostrils and that resonates in your mouth. It is extreamely hard to play, it sounds awful, and you look like you've broke your nose and you have it in some sort of cast while playing it. It is impossible to even attempt to use it in any form of serious performance, as even just the visual aspect will get you laughed off stage. The only thing I could see this used for is perhaps some kind of circus show, calling for swans, or in a brief comedic bit of a performance, because god knows people will get tired of it within 20 seconds.
So why did i leave a 5 star review? Because of everything above.
The sheer novelty of owning and playing the worlds worst instrument, and the brief laugh that it may bring out of someone is well worth the 1.25£. The absolute feeling of annoyance that this instrument may bring out of someone after a 20 minute solo is priceless. This terribleness holds emotions much, much greater than satisfaction and happyness. This instrument represents pain, suffering, hate and anger, but also humour, lightheartedness and genuinity. No other instrument on the face of this planet will ever come close to the emotional experience of playing or listening to the nose flute.
So in conclusion: This will cause immesurable pain and suffering, both to play and to listen to. It will be the best purchase of your life.
And then there's the nose flute.
This is a piece of cheap plastic that is essensially a whistle powered by your nostrils and that resonates in your mouth. It is extreamely hard to play, it sounds awful, and you look like you've broke your nose and you have it in some sort of cast while playing it. It is impossible to even attempt to use it in any form of serious performance, as even just the visual aspect will get you laughed off stage. The only thing I could see this used for is perhaps some kind of circus show, calling for swans, or in a brief comedic bit of a performance, because god knows people will get tired of it within 20 seconds.
So why did i leave a 5 star review? Because of everything above.
The sheer novelty of owning and playing the worlds worst instrument, and the brief laugh that it may bring out of someone is well worth the 1.25£. The absolute feeling of annoyance that this instrument may bring out of someone after a 20 minute solo is priceless. This terribleness holds emotions much, much greater than satisfaction and happyness. This instrument represents pain, suffering, hate and anger, but also humour, lightheartedness and genuinity. No other instrument on the face of this planet will ever come close to the emotional experience of playing or listening to the nose flute.
So in conclusion: This will cause immesurable pain and suffering, both to play and to listen to. It will be the best purchase of your life.
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great for the price
easy to play and gives a good sound - make an orchestra?
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DJ
Den funkar!
Har aldrig ens provat näsflöjt förrän jag köpte denna som bara en "why not". Efter en youtubevideo så kunde jag! Kul grej, låter skojigt, inte svårt.
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Kul!
Köpte som kul grej... och det är en kul grej!
Har ännu inte gått sönder, efter ett halvår... Absolut värt 12 kr.
Har ännu inte gått sönder, efter ett halvår... Absolut värt 12 kr.
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Best musical instrument ever
Thank you Thomann for letting me express my creativity through this instrument
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